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"Emancipation" O'Neill: "Guess I'm going to have to cancel that Oprah interview." Teal'c: "What is an 'Oprah?'" "Tin Man" Robot O'Neill: "We'll bury the Gate, don't worry. And don't even think about sending a bomb to make sure." Real O'Neill: "I wasn't." Robot O'Neill: "Yes, you were. I know you." "Prisoners" O'Neill: "Teal'c, look scary and take point." "Message in a Bottle" O'Neill: "What does it do?" Carter: "Well, it's maintaining an interior temperature of 33 degrees Fahrenheit, it's generating an electromagnetic field, and emitting small amounts of alpha, gamma, and delta radiation." O'Neill: "Well, I know that. Why does it do that?" Teal'c: "Undomesticated equines could not remove me." "Family" Bra'tac: "Hammond of Texas. Will you give me leave to enter your compound?" "Secrets" O'Neill: "You know, I can navigate my way across a galaxy, but I get lost every time I come to Washington." "Bane" O'Neill (speaking of Mayborne): "General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man." Mayborne: "Striking an officer is a quick way to a court martial." O'Neill: "Oh, I'm not going to strike you, Mayborne. I'm going to shoot you." "Touchstone" O'Neill: "That's why we'd like to go back, Sir. Carter wants to get a closer look with some of her specialized...doohickeys." O'Neill: "Trust us!" "The Fifth Race" O'Neill: "Well, this was an intergalactic waste of time." Teal'c (looking boxing gloves): "What is the reason for these padded gloves, O'Neill?" O'Neill: "So we don't hurt each other. I'll be honest with you, Teal'c, it's so you don't hurt me." "1969" O'Neill: "Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise." O'Neill: "Ooh. Alright. I'll be honest with you, Bob. My name's not Kirk. It's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker." O'Neill: "Just...not the establishment of this planet. No, it's true, Michael. We came to Earth to hide among your people a long, long time ago." Daniel: "From a galaxy far, far away." "Demons" O'Neill: "Major, next time Daniel gets the urge to help someone, shoot him." "Foothold" Carter: "Mayborne, you are an *idiot* every day of the week, why couldn't you have taken just one day off?!" "Urgo" Urgo: "Years from now, when you're thinking about me, you're going to say, 'Oooh, how did I ever get along without that wonderful, constant companion?' Woof." Daniel: "Woof?" O'Neill: "Hey! My software doesn't make me sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat'!" "Shades of Grey" O'Neill: "To be fair, General, I did it. Carter and Daniel protested. And Teal'c...well, he really didn't say anything, but I can tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he...cocked his head and raised his eyebrows...." "New Ground" Carter: "The Stargate isn't made of regular stone. If given enough power, a wormhole forms within the circle and that allows us to travel to other worlds." Reegar: "Wormhole?" O'Neill: "Giant worms. Huge." "Small Victories" Carter: "The Asgard had this big new ship, the O'Neill..." O'Neill: "Oh, yeah?" Carter: "But....we had to blow it up." "Window of Opportunity" O'Neill: "I ask you, what could possibly be in my eye that would explain this?" O'Neill: "You know the worst part about this? Every time we loop, Daniel asks me a question, and I wasn't listening the first time." O'Neill (as he and Teal'c are hitting golf balls through an open wormhole): "How far is Alaris, anyway?" Teal'c: "Several billion miles, O'Neill." O'Neill: "That's gotta be a record." Hammond: "Colonel O'Neill, what the HELL are you doing?" O'Neill: "In the middle of my back swing?!" O'Neill: "Well, general, you know what they say. If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again." Daniel: "Let me ask you something. In all the time you were... looping, were you ever tempted to... do something crazy? I mean, you could do anything without worrying about consequences." O'Neill: "You know, it's funny, you've asked me that before." Daniel: "And?" (O'Neill stares at Carter. She smiles, then narrows her eyes suspiciously. O'Neill smiles and takes another bite of oatmeal) "Red Sky" O'Neill: "I have great confidence in you, Carter. Go on back to the SGC and confuse Hammond." "Ascension" O'Neill: "We brought pizza and a movie." Teal'c: "Star Wars." O'Neill: "He's seen it what... 8 times?" Teal'c: "Nine." O'Neill: "Nine times. If Teal'c likes it, it's gotta be okay." Carter: "You've never seen Star Wars?" O'Neill: "Oh, you know me and sci-fi. Come on, we never get to just hang out, so I thought we..." |
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