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[A New Hope]  [Empire Strikes Back]

[Return of the Jedi] [Various]

[Book Quotes]



* MOVIE QUOTES *

Star Wars: A New Hope

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." --Han to Luke


"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." -- Leia to Han about the Falcon


"Would it help if I got out and pushed?" -- Leia to Han about the Falcon


"Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?" -- Princess Leia


"Great kid! Don't get cocky." -- Han to Luke



Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

"Don't get all mushy on me." -- Han to Leia


Han: "Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?"
Leia: " I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee."
Han: "I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss!"


Han: "I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight."
Leia: "I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain."


"Why, you stuck-up . . . half-witted . . . scruffy-looking nerf-herder!" -- Leia to Han


Laugh it up, fuzzball." -- Han to Chewbacca


C-3P0: "Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately three thousand, seven hundred and twenty to one."
Han: "Never tell me the odds!"


"You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake; well, this could be it, sweetheart." -- Han to Leia


"Apology accepted, Captain Needa." -- Vader, after strangling Needa




Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

"I'll never turn to the dark side . . . I am a Jedi, like my father before me." -- Luke


"I'm standing here in pieces, and you're having delusions of grandeur." -- C-3PO to R2-D2


"They'll have that shield down on time . . . or this'll be the shortest offensive of all time." -- Lando




Various Movies


"I got a bad feeling about this."-- Han Solo
 
"I have a very bad feeling about this." -- Luke Skywalker

"I have a bad feeling about this." -- Princess Leia

"Artoo, I have a bad feeling about this." -- C-3PO

"I have a really bad feeling about this." -- Han Solo
 
"It's not my fault!" -- C-3PO
"It's not my fault!" -- Lando Calrissian
"It's not my fault!" -- Han Solo




* BOOK QUOTES *
 
"It makes it so much more interesting when the odd are stacked against you, don't you think?" -- Han Solo. Force Heretic III: Reunion by Sean Williams & Shane Dix


"What the Empire would have done was build a super colossal Yuuzhan Vong-killing machine. They would have called it the Nova Colossus or the Galaxy Destructor or the Nostril of Papaltine or something equally grandiose. They would have spent billions of credits, employed thousands of contractors and subcontractors, and equipped it with latest in death-dealing technology. And you know what would have happened? It wouldn't have worked. They’d forget to bolt down a metal plate an access hatch leading to the main reactors, or some other mistake, and a hotshot enemy pilot would drop a bomb down there and blow the whole thing up. Now that’s what the Empire would have done." -- Han Solo in Destiny’s Way (pg 7) by Walter Jon Williams


"I always like standing on the high ground-- you make such a good target up there!" -- Han Solo in the Hand of Thrawn Duology


"I had built this bubble around us. Around all of us – you, me, Chewie, the kids, Luke, Mara, even Lando. Heck, even the stupid droids. We were all in it, you know? In it and safe, a cozy family." -- Han Solo in Vector Prime (pg 385) by R. A. Salvatore


"Shoes were invented by the Sith to keep our delicate toes in anguish and misery, I’m sure of it." -- Tahiri Veila in Edge of Victory I: Conquest (pg 46) by Greg Keyes


"Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I’ll shoot him under the table." -- Han Solo in Enemy Lines I: Rebel Dream (pg. 156) by Aaron Allston


Wedge: Sithspit! What's that?
Janson: That's the sun Wedge. It's after dawn
Wedge: Well, it offends me. Turn it off
Janson: It's a 130, 140 million klicks from here
Wedge: Go up in your X-Wing and shoot it down for me. -- Starfighters of Adumar by Aaron Allston


"No, H'sishi, you can't eat him. Yet." -- Talon Karrde. Rebirth by Greg Keys


"Hand me that."
[Leia picks up the demagnetizer and hands it Han.]
" No, Not that. THAT."
" What?"
" The thing."
" WHICH thing?!?"
" The Hydrospanner!"
" Oh."  -- Rebirth by Greg Keys


Yuuzhan Vong: "Jason Solo is with you. When I have him you are free to go"
Han: "Sure I'll put him in a pod and send him over."
[Pause]
Yuuzhan Vong: "Infidel, there is no sign you are preparing a pod." -- Edge of Victory 2: Rebirth

Just FYI:

Some quotes are from the books and will be marked as such.

Quotes in red are my favorite.































































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